Ehr wennd wösse wie ehr sterbed? Do chönders usefende!

do isch mine scho fascht unspektakulär. en komplett doredreihde verröckte gheit mer en eimer voll fo ergendere säure in grind. und s fleisch fo mim kopf fot afo weg schmelze.

hmmm fein njamnjam

de kolleg gheit äu nume bsoffe d`stäge abe und bricht sich s`gnick...

I ha jo wohl de arschtod zoge:(

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

de malarius und fast food? naaa, ich glaub ned...

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.


Yay!!

Das tönt au mol höchst interessant

Also min Tod isch hüt scho en ganz andere:

Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

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